First, you'll hear the winner of the world's loudest belch. Her winning technique surely made her parents proud!

Next, I'll report of the sad death of Hugh the Manatee. In hindsight, it's probably a blessing he did die. If he had lived after what his brother did to him, he would have needed counseling for the rest of his life.

Finally, meet Tank, the tawdry trucker born with 2 penises. It's not a happy ending!