Do y'all know what's going to keep Paige warm at night? Those degrees. You have to be this old to understand that joke. Paige prances through the halls of Degrassi this week telling anyone who will listen (which isn't many) that she's going to Banting to receive a business degree and she's going to be set for life. Will she jeopardize her future by one impulsive mistake? No, she will jeopardize it by many, but more on that later.

Meanwhile, I have absolutely no idea what else happens in this episode and I'm not about to look it up either. Tune in to find out why Chris is never going to mention "golden hour" in front of a man with a pickup truck again and to find out if Terri passes trivia this week.

Two broke bitches recap this week's season 5 premiere episode, and it takes us forever and a day to do so. Tune in for trivia, random facts that you didn't ask for, and a play-by-play recap that will blow your minds away.

In this week of Below the Dot, Terri passes trivia with a 75% and we propose a new segment of the show. Also in Degrassi-verse, Craig and Caitlin make terrible choices, and Ashley gets away.

Terri passes trivia this week with an 80% and Chris shares more about her life than you ever cared to know - but don't you worry, we also discuss the episode in grave detail while slandering pedo-Matt every step of the way. Join us for another week of fun quips and facts about Degrassi.

In this episode of Below the Dot, Chris still has a cold because she filmed this at the same time as the previous episode. Terri does not do so well at trivia. &, while we certainly don't think there's anything wrong with Marco's blood due to his sexual activity, tune in to find out why the blood drive people do.

In this episode of Below the Dot, Chris & Terri recap & review the one time when Paige almost lost it all for a man who can't even wash his hair (so you know he ain't washing his legs either). Tune in to find out if Terri aces trivia, and if Chris will have a cold on Tuesdays for the rest of the school year.

In this episode we learn absolutely nothing except that Matt is still nasty and both he & Paige don't know how to lay low. Tune in to find out if Terri succeeds at trivia this week.

Deception. Disgrace. Evil as plain as the scar on Spinner's face. Today marks the first day in BTD history (I think) where Terri scores 100% on Chris' trivia. Tune in & let us know if the questions were too easy!

Is the Pope a Catholic, and does Jay have gonorrhea? Tune in for trivia and to find out the facts!

In this episode of Below the Dot, Terri fails Chris' trivia quiz and Matt Oleander preys on a Degrassi student.