Welcome back, gang! This week we almost talk about a movie that Weaver was absolutely over, and Hilton was ambivalent towards, at best. If you want to hear about our new microwave or some personal shit, then this is the episode for you!

This week things get a little bit spoopy as your boys sit down and watch Silence of the Lambs. Will Hilton be grossed out by stuff? You bet.

Watch the movie and join us for a mildly trans phobic classic!

Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets"

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This week Weaver and Hilton had a blast and a half watching This is Spinal Tap. If you enjoy mockumentaries and laughter then this is the episode for you.

Hilton gets angry, Weaver gets sweaty, both get silly.

Life, death, love, hate, fake beards, a cuckhold, taxidermy horse, hydrating gin -- The Seventh Seal has it all! So pump some "Sound of Silence" in your ears and get ready to contemplate meaningless existence with our two Dummies in Residence!

We're finally off our action movie kick, and on to movies that don't really have a plot. Just a lot of desert. And kangaroo killing.

I hope you're ready to join Hilton and Weaver on a weird and wild ride!

I bet John Woo heard Kendrick say "dropped one classic, came right back" and thought, "I did that, too, back in '92."

This week, Hilton and Weaver discuss more guns, more explosions, and (thankfully) a more three- dimensional female character with HARD BOILED.

You guys, there is a gaggle of babies in this one. In a burning hospital. That is stacked with explosives. It's bonkers.

"Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts."

Am I talking about this week's episode, the gruesome and rad action flick from Hong Kong, or am I just quoting Eminem? Answer: both.

P.S. In this comparison, Hilton is the nun, and Weaver is the slut.

Have you ever watched James Cameron's 1997 film Titanic and wanted a British, black and white version made in 1958 to round out your full boat sinking experience? Well, ladies and gentleman, this is your lucky day. A Night To Remember is here to take you all the way down... to the bottom of the ocean... of your wildest dreams. That sentence did not land the way I wanted it to. Go get it!

Happy Pride! We decided to go out of order this week so we could talk about an LGBT classic! Weaver talks about his experience coming out. Hilton talks about his shaky history with jelly.

Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets"

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This week we dive into the the classic French version of Beauty and the Beast. Hilton notices cinematography. Weaver has a grand old time.

Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets"

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