By now, all the good "criminal nicknames" have been taken: Scarface, Jack the Ripper, the Zodiac Killer, Bonnie & Clyde, the Wet Bandits. But the "Bathroom Vanity Villains" is still available. For now. At least until you hear this Setting the Bar story!
Source: https://wreg.com/news/local/men-seen-carrying-stolen-counter-faucet-on-bikes-after-midtown-burglary/