Those chance encounters with someone you’re interested in that fail to turn into something more. It’s the weird, the wild, and the desperate… it’s Missed Connections!

Bold move to try and bribe a judge… even bolder to try what Patrick, who’s the star of our Setting the Bar story, did…

Source: https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/jail-counterfeit-bid-089615

Plus we get an update from Mary about the FWB invited to her wedding and it BLEW UP. Grab your green beer and snacks!!

Parents at a Texas elementary school found out that their beloved crossing guard, Ms.Crawford, had been taking buses and ride-shares to work after her car broke down.

STORY: https://www.wdjx.com/dads-buy-beloved-crossing-guard-a-jeep/

There is a little singing Leprechaun magic that invades this #feelgood about a pig named Merlin who holds a Guinness World Record!

STORY: https://www.wdjx.com/meet-merlin-the-pig-with-the-most-instagram-followers/

A time-honored tradition.

Hope the office ladies treat you right today!

“Mary” is getting married and just found out someone on the guest list was more than just friends with her fiancé… in fact she was a FWB from 10 years ago. We told her to have her dropped from the guest list because of money and space. Easy? We have the update!

Can you guess the song our Leprechaun is singing?

“Charlie” feels like he’s just the plug-n-play fiance - is he reading too much into this or should he be concerned that his bride to be seems to care more about the wedding than she does who she’s marrying?