Ben Davis & Kelly K Show

PG-13 rating on this one! You’ve heard of sleepwalking, right? Well this farmer had a more terrifying thing happen while he slept… If you can manage to make it through the day without cutting off your own junk while you sleep… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://nypost.com/2022/08/23/sleeping-man-cuts-off-his-genitals-while-dreaming-of-chopping-meat/

Sherry's boyfriend just returned from Paris and got her some expensive perfume, but she hates it! Doesn't like the smell and it gives her headaches.... how's she handle this?

The weird, the desperate, the Missed Connections… Every week we scour the Internet for people who need a little extra help searching for love and bring it to life with "Missed Connections!"

Synthia from Sellersburg was ready to play Little Kid or Drunk Adult for those tickets to The Lumineers!

Tara's new boyfriend holds tight to a $25 "date budget" and it's wound up costing her a lot of money on the 5 dates they've been on so far. He's a cool guy, good looking, and has a nice car, so he's spending money on something. Is it time to bail or should she give it more time?

We see so many stories about idiots climbing into drive-thru windows, it's almost routine now. But this one's got one extra detail! If you can manage to make it through the day without climbing through the window of a drive-thru to get your food… while you’re naked… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/naked-st-pete-man-crawls-through-taco-bell-drive-thru-window-police/

Got a DM from a listener afraid of what she's heard about having a second kid...not sure if our feedback helped or scared her! In Group Therapy, "Victoria" and her longtime bestie "Lisa" are on the outs...doesn't that mean Victoria needs to break up with Lisa's family too? Plus we toss out some Lumineers tickets with Little Kid or Drunk Adult!

82-year-old Tom crossed up a biggie on his bucket list for his birthday...sink his millionth free throw! Took him 17 years but he did it in front of his family and friends!

SOURCE: https://komonews.com/news/erics-heroes/seattle-man-celebrates-82nd-birthday-with-one-millionth-free-throw

A Good Samaritan noticed two 2-year-olds unresponsive in car seats in a hot car on a 98-degree day in the parking lot of a Walmart, and climbs through the sunroof to save them!

SOURCE: https://nypost.com/2022/08/21/woman-in-oklahoma-climbs-through-sunroof-rescues-2-year-olds-left-in-hot-car-at-walmart/

Kaitlin was ready to play Little Kid or Drunk Adult for tickets to The Lumineers!