Ben Davis & Kelly K Show

Someone on Reddit just came up with the perfect gift if you're about to end a relationship . . . but it's the other person's birthday or it's Christmas right before.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/tbe8l1/ulpt_thinking_about_breaking_up_around_christmas/

When you're searching for the "nerd-type" to satisfy you or you're in need of a roommate and a girlfriend, it must be "Missed Connections!"

20% have eaten food out of the trash. Here's a weird stat that unites us . . . or, 20% of us at least. One in five people admit they've eaten food out of the TRASH before. That doesn't mean you went dumpster diving, necessarily. Maybe you just threw half-a-donut away, then reconsidered. The most common reason people gave for eating trash was it looked "perfectly fine" in their opinion. Here's one more disturbing stat: The poll also found one in six people have eaten food while sitting on the toilet before.

If you can manage to make it through the day without drinking fish tank water “for health”... you’re doing OK.

Source: https://nypost.com/2022/03/14/doctors-slam-influencers-for-injecting-fish-tank-cleaner-to-fight-aging/

We had a huge task today of helping a listener incorporate two girlfriends of her late brother-in-law into his celebration of life...when they didn't know about each other!!! And then a teacher on TikTok starts off a fun convo of crazy Tinder dates...we play Gas Price Is Right and meet the hugging bandit. Plus Robert Hossenpepper has an issue with Dan's plumber...

Her brother-in-law passed away. She has to read the eulogy at the ceremony this weekend, but her BIL carried on a relationship with 2 different women who asked to be mentioned but don't know about each other. This will uncover family secrets and cause drama. What's she to do!?

Are these items more or less expensive than a gallon of gas? The national average is $4.32 a gallon right now.

A divorced mom on TikTok tells the story of a nightmare situation where her Tinder date joined her to get coffee while wearing slippers and Spongebob pajamas. Plus her students showed up.... plus we share your crazy Tinder dating stories?

Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@tara.relationshipcoach/video/7017288288054562053

Dan runs a plumbing business and Robert Hassenpepper had some work done recently but needs to talk to Dan about what one of his workers left behind.... it's a #PhoneTap!

If you can manage to make it through the day without trying to get a banned word printed on your license plate… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://wlos.com/news/local/fart-license-plate-north-carolina-karly-sindy-friends-of-asheville-recreational-trails-nc-dmv-division-of-motor-vehicles