Ben Davis & Kelly K Show

If you can manage to make it through the day without spraying so much Axe body spray on you, that your nipples fall off… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/student-loses-both-nipples-after-26028416

Robert Hassenpepper has to call Ross because he thinks he may have "left something" at the last open house he attended! It's your Phone Tap!

His wife is a runner and goes for a run before work several times a week. Comes back stinky but doesn't shower. He's tried talking to her, is embarrassed by his wife’s hygiene and is worried she just doesn’t get it and is considering getting her boss involved!

If you can manage to make it through the day without applying for 60 jobs and not hearing back from any of them…because of the attachment you sent with your resume…you’re doing ok.

Source: https://nypost.com/2022/01/21/ashleigh-keenan-goes-viral-on-twitter-after-sharing-job-application-mishap/

A New Jersey toddler accidentally bought his entire family almost $2,000 worth of furniture from Walmart while playing on his parent's phone. So what did you catch your kids trying to buy?

Source: https://bronx.news12.com/toddler-accidentally-purchases-nearly-2-000-worth-of-items-from-walmart

We brought back a fave contest, Kid or Drunk Adult for tickets to the Kosair Shrine Circus! Get in to win all week at 8am! Group Therapy centered around his wife admitting she kissed the boss, but didn't want to give up 10 years of history working for her company. Plus a viral story about a sleep next and a granny sting operation in SettingTheBar!

What did YOU think was normal until your new bf or gf pointed out that... nope... it wasn't.

Source: https://www.distractify.com/p/womans-boyfriend-nester

He’s afraid his wife is choosing her career over him…she’s been there 10 years and makes great money. But she kissed her boss and that makes him want her to quit. Is she choosing her career over him? What's he do?

If you can manage to make it through the day without almost losing a chance at $3M because of your spam folder… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://milotteryconnect.com/2022/01/21/no-spam-here-oakland-county-woman-wins-3-million-mega-millions-prize/

It's National One Liner Day...so why not have some jokes told by Amazon's Alexa?