If you can manage to make it through the day without having your crime thwarted by an MMA fighter, a manual transmission, and a dog… then you’re doing OK.
Source: https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/crime/carjacking-attempt-safford-county-man-trained-in-mma-fights-back/65-73837c0a-3ced-4e95-8819-29543ae35a00