Ben Davis & Kelly K Show

If you can manage to make it through the day without kicking and hitting officers anytime, but especially when you’re wearing only a mask, tail, and underwear… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.wvlt.tv/2021/09/22/knoxville-woman-custody-abandoning-burning-car-while-naked-police-say/

It's the weekly battle of jokes! Ben vs. Kelly and the first person who laughs, loses! It's "You Laugh, You Lose!"

Let’s dive into this article written in 2014 on how to get your man to propose to you immediately. Listen to these 10 steps, try it this weekend (??), and then invite us to the wedding.

Source: https://thoughtcatalog.com/samantha-rodman/2014/10/10-steps-to-get-an-immediate-marriage-proposal-from-your-boyfriend/

If you can manage to make it through the day without flipping your car while you’re getting it on… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/local-news/couples-toyota-yaris-flips-over-5956514

We learned a valuable life lesson from a 3-year-old with her head stuck in a railing in #SettingTheBar, tried to help Samantha figure out if her husband's idea for backyard fun is a good idea and that led us into a discussion of expensive purchases your partner made that you weren't exactly on board with! and TBT ROCKED!!!

Listeners tell us the extravagant purchases their partners have made with (or without) their knowledge!

Samantha's husband wants to build a PUTTING GREEN in their backyard. She's frustrated thinking this is something only HE will get enjoyment out of and will collect dust in a year. She wants to know if anyone else has let their partner buy something expensive they'll never use? AND does she just LET him or try and convince him to use the money on something they can BOTH enjoy?

If you can manage to make it through the day without getting your head stuck in a railing requiring police to free you using a battering ram… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://kdvr.com/news/local/watch-toddler-gets-head-stuck-in-railing-boulder-police-come-to-the-rescue/

Yeah that's a lot to unpack! Poor Shirley just wanted some frozen Totino's pizza rolls and she got a surprise on the package in #SettingTheBar. We search for love at Rally's and Hobby Lobby in Missed Connections, and try to help a listener figure out if she's being overly sensitive about a friend canceling on her so much! Plus a creepy murdery doll found in the wall!!!

All Shirley wanted was some pizza rolls! If you can manage to make it through the day without pooping in the grocery store freezer… you’re doing OK.

Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/totinos-incident-378914