Ben Davis & Kelly K Show

When you think you've found love at the deli case while ordering ham or responding to some drama at the Chuck E Cheese, it must be "Missed Connections!"

If you can manage to make it through the day without getting into a fight on the 8th floor of your apartment complex… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://6abc.com/3-injured-after-falling-down-elevator-shaft-during-fight-/10653614/

We learned how not to burgle (if that is a word) in #SettingTheBar, and tackled several issues regarding exes. Group Therapy had a situation where the ex is back in the picture...but with baggage. Then the elaborate ways you got back at an ex! And Sandy wanted "Robert Hossenpepper" to convince her hubby to let their son repeat his senior year in high school for a very special reason in a new #PhoneTap!

Imagine you're getting ready to graduate high school and your dad gets a call from the school that they're wanting to hold you back a year.... wow. Jim gets that very call from Robert Hossenpepper with this #PhoneTap

If you can manage to make it through the day without planning an elaborate fake wedding just to get back at your EX… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@sarahvilard/video/6961429477393976581?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1

A listener's ex got back in touch with her after 10 years, told her he loved her, and he was going to break up with his current gf this past weekend (which didn't happen). Now she feels like a fool for falling for him again and wants to know if she should tell his current gf?

If you can manage to make it through the day without accidentally leaving your phone in the home you're burglarizing… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2021/05/16/cell-phone-left-behind-in-pinellas-burglary-carjacking-leads-to-arrest/

A lot of ground to cover including what NOT to do a 10 pound log of meat in the chip aisle at Walmart. We got an update from Dale about whether he decided to give his girlfriend a heads up about his massive chest tattoo and third appendage, and try to help another listener who is afraid to introduce her boyfriend to the "negative adversarial harpies" in her family! Plus, there is science pointing to the possibility of breathing from our butts.

If you can manage to make it through the day without using a 10 pound log of meat as a weapon… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://wgntv.com/news/ohio-woman-hit-in-face-with-10-pound-log-of-prepackaged-meat-during-fight-at-walmart/

She's been dating "Jake" for more than a year. He's met her dad, but she's worried about introducing him to the rest of her family who she thinks bring DRAMA everywhere they go. She knows it's time, but doesn't know how and is afraid they'll scare him away!