Ben Davis & Kelly K Show

If you can manage to make it through the day without stealing 2 pepperoni pizzas with breadsticks and leading police on a high speed chase… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://local12.com/news/offbeat/man-steals-little-caesars-pizza-and-breadsticks-leading-to-high-speed-chase

So. Much. Happened. Today. So we got an update from Paul...in real time...as he texted his girlfriend about the fact her ex wants to come to town and stay with her. OMG. The #DadJokes were flying today, there's a 59-foot tapeworm that lived in a HUMAN and we play a fun game to see how the #FamilySecret will end!

If you can manage to make it through the day without going to the doctor for a flatulence problem and finding out you have a 59 FOOT tapeworm inside you… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9397203/Thai-man-excretes-59-FOOT-tapeworm-doctors-visit-extreme-flatulence.html

You can always call and leave us a secret that you've got bottled up inside... like this one we got from a listener who has a boyfriend whose dad is hot.

Remember Paul? His girlfriend has an ex she dated 6 years ago coming into town wanting to stay at her place for a week. She insists he's got nothing to worry about but he's freaking out. Well, he got back to us and we weren't prepared!

Every week Ben & Kelly sling their best jokes back and forth until someone laughs... it's a battle and it's #YouLaughYouLose!

A cashier told Ben he looked like he could be a Park Ranger, so we asked if we weren't radio hosts, what job do we LOOK like we should have?

If you can manage to make it through the day without stealing nude pics off your customers phone’s when you’re supposed to be helping them with their account… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2021/03/24/houston-bank-clerk-accused-of-stealing-nude-photos-of-unknowing-customers/

that Cinnamon Toast Crunch shrimp tail saga continues in the most epic way, we learn you shouldn't use your ship to draw a wiener on the radar, helped Paul figure out if his hesitations about letting his girlfriend's ex stay with her are on target or not, and jammed out to an epic #TBT!

Paul's girlfriend is friendly with her ex boyfriends. In fact an ex she dated 6 years ago is coming into town and is staying at her place for a week. She insists he's got nothing to worry about but he's freaking out. 2 things: is this a red flag and does he put a stop to it?