Ben Davis & Kelly K Show

Maybe it's a fleeting glace at someone waiting for the bus that you've gotta know more about. Or the person you just robbed? So it's gotta be "#MissedConnections!

If you can manage to make it through the day without blaming a song for going 120mph in your car… you’re doing OK.

Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/speeder-blames-song-120985

We learned how NOT to get a day off work in an elaborate #SettingTheBar story. We help out a listener in #GroupTherapy trying to figure out if the potential risks are worth taking a new job aka backstory with the boss, and we highlight a celebrity-infused artisan salami thanks to listener Jaclyn. Plus a complicated pizza order for Tim in a #PhoneTap!

We got a message from a listener asking us to check out this site that (apparently) is trying to create salami grown from the cells of celebrities.

Source: https://youtu.be/yC0rR3KvUqI

Got a message from a listener who has a job opportunity that seems like a perfect fit. The only potential issue would be her new boss. There is some history!

Uncle Matthew is one of those uncles everyone has.... plays pranks and is just a big goof. So it makes perfect sense he asks us to be a part of a prank he wants to play on his nephew Tim who works for him at the pizza place he manages.

If you can manage to make it through the day without staging your own kidnapping to get out of work… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.abc15.com/news/region-central-southern-az/casa-grande/arizona-man-accused-of-faking-own-kidnapping-to-evade-work

If you can manage to make it through the day without calling police because you think you saw a snake in your toilet... but it turned out to be something else... you're doing OK.

Source: https://squeekly.com/humming/weird-news/fake-snake-toilet/

Ben was stopped while jogging by a guy who thought Ben was a guy named "Larry" - does he look like a Larry?

Lots to unpack starting with the Florida Grannies, there was some crotch meat making its way onto the show along with a toilet snake. Then in #GroupTherapy, we help Jordan with his dog drama, and Ben ponders if he could go by Larry.