In this tried-and-true annual podcast, "effortlessly relatable yet deeply personal", we have a few intelligent takes about the future of music and then quickly settle into the familiar comfort of Ben's horrifyingly curated playlist... Or is this finally the year we review a normal and consistent Spotify Wrapped from Ben, as he eclipses Geoff and sends him plummeting to the forgotten depths of history?

In this off-the-cuff special feature broadcast, we give our definitive ranking of the top 5 horniest emojis. Throughout the process we discover that we have no rizz, no sauce, no game, no ass, and no bitches.

After a short review of the actual topic at hand, plus a few soapboxes about the Spotify algorithm and the Encanto soundtrack, it devolves into Ben being wrong about most things and Geoff desperately microdosing his personal life on the air.

As always with no plan and no editing, we discover our audience is 30% German, build a burger burning on a wire for Geoff, and question why Instagram models post as if they live in the Backrooms.

One year in the making, our worst podcast yet: reviewing a Netflix Christmas special we didn't like, didn't watch, and definitely didn't remember. Presenting our definitive take on A Very Country Christmas.

We review Geoff's meticulously curated top songs from 2020 and Ben's horrifying monster of a playlist that strikes fear into the hearts of Victorian era children everywhere.

From top to rock bottom, we give our definitive and undisputed ranking of Netflix holiday specials including Christmas Inheritance, Christmas Prince 2 and 3 only and not the first, Christmas with a View, and more.