Bentham's Newsletter — Unofficial AI Narration

Clear proof that Charlie Kirk makes lots of terrible arguments

Unofficial AI narration of "Charlie Kirk's Bad Arguments", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on March 22, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/charlie-kirks-bad-arguments

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A cult vs an exclusive club

Unofficial AI narration of "The Right Demands Loyalty, The Left Demands Purity", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on March 17, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-right-demands-loyalty-the-left

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Lots of people spent the last week gleefully calling for the deaths of millions because they were too dumb to understand analogies

Unofficial AI narration of "The Anti-Foreign Aid Right Is Low IQ", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on February 3, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-anti-foreign-aid-right-is-low

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.

There are real-life cartoonish villains

Unofficial AI narration of "Some People Are Just Evil And Their Whole Political Project Is Promoting Evil", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on January 30, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/some-people-are-just-evil-and-their

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But it could be stopped!

Unofficial AI narration of "The Upcoming PEPFAR Cut Will Kill Millions, Many of Them Children", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on January 27, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-upcoming-pepfar-cut-will-kill

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Focus on important policy rather than immaterial and unconvincing bs!

Unofficial AI narration of "Liberals, Can We Not?", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on January 23, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/liberals-can-we-not

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How to have a positive impact on animals if you eat meat

Unofficial AI narration of "What To Do If You Love Meat But Hate Factory Farms?", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on January 16, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/what-to-do-if-you-love-meat-but-hate

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But maybe that's not such a bad thing

Unofficial AI narration of "We Should Expect Most Public Intellectuals To Be A Stupid Person's Smart Person", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on January 12, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/we-should-expect-most-public-intellectuals

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#4238497328974 will SHOCK you

Unofficial AI narration of "Arguments For God Tier-list", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on December 29, 2024.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/arguments-for-god-tier-list

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Apathy in the guise of compassion

Unofficial AI narration of "The Woke Aren't Woke", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on December 8, 2024.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-woke-arent-woke

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.