Bentham's Newsletter — Unofficial AI Narration

My last volley in the religion wars--for now

Unofficial AI narration of "Limited Inerrancy: Limited Plausibility", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on September 9, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/limited-inerrancy-limited-plausibility

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It’s definitely not a miracle

Unofficial AI narration of "Joe Schmid and Noah McKay Are Wrong About Fatima", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on September 7, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/joe-schmid-and-noah-mckay-are-wrong

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That tells of billions of land animals are slaughtered every in demented torture farms where they are forced to live in filth and feces, where they can’t turn around, where their tails and beaks are snipped off with a knife, and they choke on the noxious fumes expelled from the feces of the caged animals around them—neither able to move nor breathe properly nor express their natural behavior.

Unofficial AI narration of "A Brief Reminder", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on September 4, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/a-brief-reminder

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Did the biblical figure Enoch write a random passage in a text written around 300 BCE?

Unofficial AI narration of "Four More Arguments Against Inerrancy", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on September 2, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/four-more-arguments-against-inerrancy

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An awkward tension for those who affirm infant salvation and massa damnata

Unofficial AI narration of "If Babies Don't Go To Hell, Massa Damnata Isn’t Right", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on August 31, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/if-babies-dont-go-to-hell-massa-damnata

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People gave their lives to save strangers. You can save them on the cheap.

Unofficial AI narration of "Heroic Virtue Made Easy", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on August 30, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/heroic-virtue-made-easy

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“It’s bad to kill children” is not the issue in dispute

Unofficial AI narration of "Can People Please Stop Being Morons About the Lindsay Clancy Case?", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on August 29, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/can-people-please-stop-being-morons

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And started thinking it was one of a bunch of super good charities

Unofficial AI narration of "Why I Stopped Thinking The Shrimp Welfare Project Was By Far The Best Charity", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on August 28, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/why-i-stopped-thinking-the-shrimp

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Neither powerful nor a takedown

Unofficial AI narration of "Contra “A Powerful Takedown of The Anthropic Argument For Theism”", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on August 27, 2026.

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Taking moral uncertainty seriously

Unofficial AI narration of "Why Pro-Choicers Should Want to Reduce the Number of Abortions", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on August 26, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/why-pro-choicers-should-want-to-reduce

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.