California gave $189 million in taxpayer-funded tablets to death row inmates — and apparently nobody thought that might go badly. Episode 414 of the Boomer Bunker is a full assault on your common sense, starting with Gavin Newsom handing a $20 million diaper contract to a nonprofit co-run by his own wife, wrapping through Spencer Pratt's mayoral campaign ads driving Karen Bass absolutely insane, and landing on a 21-year-old British woman whose legs are literally bent the wrong direction — a story that generated both genuine sympathy and the episode title, care of the chat.

John and the Duchess break down the week's political circus with their usual mix of actual outrage and barely-contained laughter. Kate reads a Trump Truth Social post about President Xi calling the U.S. a "declining nation," along with Trump's ten-paragraph, no-punctuation rebuttal. John walks through how Democrats spent years screaming about fighting in the streets — and are now horrified that Spencer Pratt is using video imagery in his campaign. And somewhere in between all that, a Seattle special education teacher accused of bruising an autistic third grader was elected union president with 58% of the vote. America.

Topics Covered:

• John's Co-Host History — John recaps his revolving door of co-hosts across multiple shows, including the legendary Rubberneckers run through seven co-hosts, the saga of getting Deuce back after a four-year falling out, and why Deuce, Kate, and Jodie are the only co-hosts who've been able to handle his chaotic production style.
• Guest Spot on the Podcast Morning Show — John appeared on a podcast with Ralph, Mark, and crew out of North Carolina to talk about co-hosting dynamics. Noted: they were clean-language broadcasters. Who knew John could work clean?

https://www.youtube.com/@podcastingmorningshow

https://www.podcastingmorningshow.com/Podcast-Co-Host-Relationship/

• Trump Tweet of the Night, Read by Kate — Kate reads a sprawling Trump Truth Social post responding to President Xi's "declining nation" comment, in which Trump credits his "16 spectacular months" for all-time stock markets, military decimation of Iran, and the strongest economy ever. Kate stumbles on the run-on sentences. The chat is not forgiving.
• Trump in China — John and Kate dissect Trump's visit with Xi Jinping, including the head-nodding summit footage, China's enthusiastic airport reception, and the mutual ego-stroking dynamic between two leaders who absolutely need each other no matter what either of them claims publicly.
• Putin/Ukraine Peace Call Falls Apart — Trump tweets that he just had a wonderful call with Putin and peace is imminent — then Melania informs him Russia just bombed more of Ukraine. John reenacts the awkward callback.
• Spencer Pratt vs. Karen Bass (LA Mayor Race) — Pratt, who lost his Altadena home in the LA fires, is running for mayor against Bass and dropping brutal campaign ads. Bass and councilmember Nithya Raman called the ads "violent" and dangerous. John fires back with a two-minute supercut of Democrats literally calling for uprisings, street fights, and someone putting a bullet in Trump — and asks why that wasn't a problem.
• Gavin Newsom's Diaper Grift (Golden Gate Start Program) — Newsom announces a "first in the nation" $20M free diaper program for all California newborns through a nonprofit called Baby2Baby — co-run by a woman whose husband is a Democratic donor tied to Newsom's political network, and co-founded by Newsom's wife Jennifer. John does the math: $0.50 per diaper from the state vs. $0.25 retail at Costco. California's sitting on an $18 billion deficit. The celebrity board includes Jessica Alba, Ciara, Kelly Rowland, Kim Kardashian, and Lauren Sanchez (aka Mrs. Bezos) — who collectively could fund this privately and don't.
• California Death Row Tablets Scandal — California spent $189 million to give every prison inmate a free tablet under Newsom's "Nordic-style rehabilitation" program at the redesigned San Quentin. Investigators found death row inmates openly using the devices to watch porn, trade explicit messages, and — in at least one case — groom a minor from behind bars, calling her thousands of times. A former corrections official believes thousands of children may be affected. At least one Democratic legislator wants to make inmate messaging completely free.
• UK Woman Needs Both Legs Amputated (The "Best Foot Forward" Story) — A 21-year-old British woman has been unable to walk since age 14 after a mysterious illness left her legs locked straight and then bent backward at 45 degrees. Doctors told her the pain wasn't real for years. She's scheduled for amputation, has exceeded her £10,000 GoFundMe goal for a custom wheelchair, and may not be able to use prosthetics. The chat goes full Boomer Bunker. Chat member Josh coins "Best Foot Forward" — and the episode has its title.
• https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-after-my-double-leg-amputation
• Seattle Teacher Accused of Abusing Autistic Student Elected Union President — Special ed teacher La Joyki Holiday has been on paid administrative leave since December after a family accused her of leaving finger-bruise marks on their nonverbal autistic third-grader and throwing a marker at his face. Seattle police referred the case to prosecutors. While the investigation was still open, the Seattle Education Association elected her union president with 58% of the vote, representing 6,000 employees. She's also a Black Lives Matter organizer. John and Kate argue over whether her pay should be held in escrow pending conviction.
• 28-Year-Old Woman Poses as High School Student — A 28-year-old woman posed as a teenage student and sat in a 10th-grade classroom, reportedly as a stunt to game public assistance. She's facing criminal charges for impersonation and trespassing. The school principal found her out via Facebook, which still listed her real name and age. The chat and John immediately identify more lucrative career paths she missed.

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