Alison and Vikki recap the 2006 Lifetime movie "Not My Life" with the assistance of very special guest star, Greg-- who, somehow, has NEVER listened to a single episode of this podcast despite the fact that he and Alison share their lives and home, and he's allegedly Vikki's best friend.

In fact, I could write anything about Greg right here and he would never even find out. GREG HAS POOP IN HIS SHOES AND HE LIKES IT.

Take that, Greg!

Oh did you think we were gone? YOU THOUGHT WRONG!

Alison and Vikki are back and better than ever to recap the 2009 Lifetime movie "Trust"-- boy howdy, there are twists! There are turns! Alison and Vikki feel personally attacked by the very hideous abstract paintings! Buckle up and enjoy this wild ride!

Oops! It's the 2020s, and we're struggling Millennials, but we could never forget you, besties. We're back! Alison and Vikki cover the 2004 Lifetime drama 'She's Too Young.' We are joined by yet another VERY special guest, Vikki's bestie/former roommate, Aliza! Join us as we trot down our treacherous teenage memory lane where we scream, laugh, and beg for it to stop.

On this week's episode, Alison and Vikki recap the 1996 Lifetime movie CLASSIC, "Mother May I Sleep with Danger?" They discuss how much Vikki hates being sung to, Alison makes an excellent point that our main baddie is "sticky", and both of them lose their minds at the impossible physics displayed at the end of this movie.

This week Alison and Vikki recap the 2011 Lifetime "Horror" Possessing Piper Rose with a VERY SPOOKY guest, Paige! Together they all become possessed by the beauty of Rebecca Romijn and successfully fail to focus.

This week, Alison and Vikki recap "Line Sisters" from 2022. They discuss once again how they don't understand how sororities work, how Vikki spent the first ten minutes of this movie thinking it was about an acapella group, and in a very special turn of events, Alison and Vikki finally get into their first fight ever over a plate of worms.

On this week's episode, Vikki mismanaged her time and so ALISON has to take on the task of recapping all of "The Wife He Met Online" (2012) to Vikki. Is Alison a hero? Yes.

On this week's episode, Alison and Vikki recap the 2020 Lifetime movie "Neighbor in the Window". They talk about lying liars who lie, men with historical faces, and discover exactly how someone can breast boobily into a house.

This week, Alison and Vikki recap the 2010 Lifetime movie, "Pregnancy Pact". They ask, "WHAT IS THIS MOVIE'S MORALS?" and decide they can't cover another teen pregnancy movie or else Vikki will lose her whole entire mind.

This week's episode continues the journey of recapping Fifteen and Pregnant starring Kirsten Dunst, with special guest star, Taylor. We get deep into astrology, Taylor brings up a story about the time Alison was defeated by a rocking chair, and Vikki discusses her ick moment about Cal.