A compilation of the best Patreon segments from the last couple of months - March 2023

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CLIP LIST:
Lgbt Girl CANCELED for Dating Men
"I Sent PERSONAL PICS to My Friends"
Being a Gold Digger in This Economy
"My Gynecologist is FATPHOBIC"
Reading Stanford's INSANE "Language Guide"


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BEST OF BOYSCAST PATREON MARCH 2023

Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

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Rally in the Bronx! Goodfellas gets trigger warning for “offensive stereotypes” and the boys explore some dank Joe Biden memes

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WNBA Gets Called Racist, Trump Saga Continues & Your Balls Have Microplastics

Kobayashi gulps his last glizzy, Terrence Howard has reinvented mathematics, and a woman attempts to steal a truck but can’t drive stick.
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Women Pay Thousands of Dollars to Scream in the Woods, Congress Cat Fight, & Fatties end Red Lobster

Dr Jonathan Haidt joins the fellas to discuss why social media is bad for kids, college campus protests from a professor’s POV, and 3 bad ideas to guarantee a terrible life.

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DANNY ON TOUR: Minneapolis, MN May 30 - Jun 2 Edmonton, AB  July 25 - 28, Vancouver, BC Aug 8 - Aug 11
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JONATHAN HAIDT on Declining Masculinity, Smartphones Ruining The World & Academia Going Nuts

Rap beefs have gone nuclear, a giant hot dog in Times Square is somehow a statement on toxic masculinity, and RFK may have worms for brains.
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They Tried to Shoot Drake! Frat Boys vs Activists! & A Kinky DEI Trainer

Danny accidentally crashes a swinger party, a viral article claiming daily showers are performative may have an ulterior motive, and what’s the deal with Seinfeld’s new movie?

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RYAN ON TOUR: Calgary: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, Auckland NZ: July 24, SYDNEY: July 25, Melbourne July 27, Brisbane: July 31, Perth: Aug 1,  ryanlongcomedy.com
DANNY ON TOUR: Morris Plains, NJ May 11, Minneapolis, MN May 30 - Jun 2 Edmonton, AB  July 25 - 28, Vancouver, BC Aug 8 - Aug 11
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0:00 - Greenblatt Supports Protests
1:25 - Intro
1:50 - DATES - AUSTIN THIS WEEKEND! Go to http://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets!
2:05 - Addressing comments from last week
5:07 - Shogun rules
6:43 - Ads on Rumble are nuts
10:32 - News reporting that Trump is grumpy in court
11:30 - White boy summer
13:35 - Rappers on trial
18:53 - Kanye West branches out into pr0n
20:30 - Danny & the Swingers
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34:35 - Decrim not working in BC
42:09 - Andrew Tate’s crazy tweet
45:25 - Rizz God
51:04 - The 4B Movement
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1:05:04 - Ozempic causing ED
1:08:11 - Fat Taxes
1:10:30 - Unrealistic beauty standards / unrealistic personality standards
1:12:00 - OF advice reddits
1:16:44 - Crazy new prophylactic device
1:18:34 - Sexism in biker gangs???
1:25:00 - College Israel / Palestein protests
1:36:00 - What’s the deal with Seinfeld’s new movie?
1:42:37 - Daily showers are performative 
1:47:14 - Witches chiming in on not showering
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BEST OF BOYSCAST PATREON MARCH 2023

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