Jewish Florida Man attempts to murder a pair of “Palestinians,” Germany is going full nanny-state, and Endeavor Airlines prefers female pilots, what could go wrong?

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01:18 - Intro

01:42 - Faithfulness

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03:40 - JJ Versus Audience

06:10 - Fear of flying = common sense

06:52 - Upside-down plane

11:00 - Endeavor Airlines

16:00 - Self-driving taxi

20:20 - Ryan beefing with ChatGPT again

21:45 - California wants you to drink toilet water like a dog

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44:39 - Elon’s Baby mama drama

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1:04:24 - Musk & government secrets

1:11:01 - Elon isn’t as rich as you think he is

1:14:24 - Canadian guy selling his teslas

1:18:56 - What will we throw at Danny now?

1:20:35 - Blogger claims women are happier as crazy spinster cat-ladies

1:25:50 - “Her” in reverse

1:27:50 - JP Morgan

1:28:44 - Stop making fun of Jewish food

1:31:01 - JP Morgan

1:36:09 - Guy attempts to murder “Palestinians” in Florida

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1:40:00 - Germany going full nanny-state

1:47:32 - Pakistani grifter lady update

1:48:16 - As a white man…..

2:01:48 - Wrap up

Kanye’s WILD tweets, booing Taylor Swift at the Superbowl is somehow Trump’s fault, and Ryan explains how he bullies chat gpt

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00:00 - Toronto Man’s Superbowl Reaction

00:43 - Intro

01:10 - No headphones on the subway

07:45 - Superbowl halftime thoughts

13:37 - Kendrick’s coded message for black people

16:38 - Snoop & Brady’s cringe Superbowl ad

20:05 - Kanye’s shirts and crazy tweets

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31:36 - Why Taylor Swift being booed at the superbowl was even more chilling than you think

39:57 - Bigorexia is on the rise!

51:12 - Ryan fighting with robots

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1:05:59 - Small boobs are all the rage

1:07:28 - Fat girl on breakfast club

1:09:55 - Bigorexia: wanting to get ripped is a mental disorder now?

1:22:47 - Ozempic making people blind?

1:33:24 - “Deep” dive into small penis problems reddit

1:45:25 - Wrap up 

Facebook removes tampons from mens rooms only to have them replaced by protesing employees, an Indian comic gets beaten severely after mocking Bollywood superstar, and a Canadian legend gets his hog frozen to the ground during an arrest.

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Dr. Phil is rounding up illegal criminals on the streets of Chicago, Kamala blames her husband for her election loss, and Steve Harvey tries to scam the boys

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2:00 - Intro

2:24 - White house correspondents

5:37 - Strange times

6:39 - Deepseek

10:51 - The eggs are too damn high

12:11 - RFK getting flak

14:52 - Fat rapper sues because she couldn’t fit in a Lyft

19:10 - Like and subscribe!

19:43 - Steve Harvey scam

23:29 - Lauren Boebert misgenders someone

29:00 - 15% of inmates in women’s prison are trans?

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34:39 - Kamala blames husband for election loss

48:07 - Girls into politics

49:46 - Dr. Phil vs. illegal criminals

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1:07:51 - Ryan’s theory

1:10:47 - Tariffs / AI

1:36:59 - Cantroversy

1:48:38 - Crazy ppl

1:50:07 - Wrap up

Elon and Zuckerberg are in the media crosshairs, A german neo-nazi changes genders to go to women's prison, and Tik Tok ban causes physical withdrawal symptoms.

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CALFORNIA IS ON FIRE, Celebrities can’t understand why people don’t feel bad for them, America is China Now, Danny’s is a Crypto God, Migrants Box in a French Theatre, and the REAL reason Tik Tok is shutting down

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00:00 - Branding is more important than ever 01:50 - Intro 02:15 - What a week! 02:25 - Hugh Jackman is divorcing his wife 06:29 - Danny already got banned from Rednote 11:55 - T**** Square 17:15 - The real reason tik tok’s shutting down 22:11 - Danny’s Crypto Adventure  29:37 - AD - Bilt - Go to https://joinbilt.com/boyscast to start earning points on rent you already pay 31:13 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping 32:59 - Moonboy Danny’s story cont’d 40:58 - They gayed up Alexander the Great 42:51 - Prison shows / Guy Jail vs. Girl Jail 47:50 - The LA fires 50:50 - Julia Robert’s stance on looting has changed 57:45 - Will Smith 58:11 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to save 10% at checkout 1:00:41 - Celebrities can’t understand why people don’t feel bad for them 1:14:05 - Bill Burr on Kimmel 1:16:25 - Newsom a reptoid? 1:19:26 - Firefighter faux pas 1:21:31 - Prison labor 1:25:59 - Private firefighters 1:29:37 - Goon cave subreddit 1:32:47 - New Slang 1:39:18 - The Cool Tech CEOs 1:46:08 - Bannon tees off on Elon 1:53:51 - DATE - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!

Calling women household objects is BACK! Yale needs an entire college course to find out whether black and white women can be friends, and scientists determine that vegan men are weaklings that die young.

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Phish concerts are the closest thing to a white ethno-state, Charlie Kirk wants you to give your woman every cent you own, and Kevin O’Leary will broker the sale of Canada to the US

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“Experts” claim hotdogs shorten your lifespan, Ryan experiences American healthcare, and science confirms women who can’t achieve climax have only themselves to blame.

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Hawk Tuah coin was a rug pull, Hunter Biden sold his landlord art he made with his dookie, and is Trump going to annex Canada?

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00:00 - Assad’s escape

01:19 - Intro

01:46 - Rotten Milk

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06:15 - Ladies Love Cool Luigi

20:20 - Ladies Don’t Love John Hinkley

25:09 - Abortion

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30:52 - Luigi’s back pain

37:52 - Luigi’s book list

44:43 - Apple’s running out of ideas

46:34 - People benefitting from Luigi dominating the news cycle

47:57 - Ryan reviews the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall

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1:02:25 - Hawk Tuah rug pull

1:17:38 - Hunter Biden sold art using his own dookie in lieu of rent to landlord

1:19:00 - Is Trump gonna annex Canada?

1:21:50 - Journalists are officially dummies

1:23:14 - Schulz vs. Rappers

1:26:00 - Danny’s conspiracy

1:33:04 - Journalists cont’d

1:34:10 - Sketch idea

1:34:36 - Wrap up