Our listener #Sterling sprays #axe body spray in his mouth to qualify for @Utah_football tickets! #banaca #notbanaca #Utah #football #UOvsUTAH

A coworker suffered through the worst #Tinder date ever. Hear his story. We've seen his bruises! #pantsdown #worst #date #ever #shoeson

This morning Lindsey did a #snowdance in an attempt to save #Utah ski resorts and bring on some early season #snow. #PrayForSnow #drought #ski #snowboard #wasatch #storm #ALTLakeCity #ALT1019

With the tone of the #election and the surprising results, some of our #friends are leaving #facebook. We hear from a few of them. #newsfeed #social #posts #Trump #Clinton #IQuit #political #post

The #Toy #HallofFame announced which toys it is honoring this year, including outdated entries like the #Swingset and #dungeons&Dragons #DandD. But what about the toys we #hate? #shame #hallofshame

The iconic European chocolate is changing its shape to a more airy, less chocolate-y pyramid design. People are upset. Also: We reenact Dusty returning some #Toblerone at the 7/11. #chocolate #shape #ripoff #mondelez #whatchamacallit

Fook's wife nearly came unglued when he handed the drive-thru clerk an old empty coffee cup to throw away. He needed the cup-holder for the new coffee! #OK or #NOTOk? #manners #Drivethru #etiquette #garbage

Dusty called #Canada to see about #emigrating. He asks: Does a #criminal record ruin your chances? Does being a skier or having an accent help? #citizen #vote #eh #immigration #trump #clinton #buildawall #eh

Some of our #vegan, #liberal friends are having a hard time today. Fook tries to cheer-up Lindsey, and pushes her to #accept the #election results. #president #electionnight

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