CHAOS! We throw away the rules because @wikiHow's #HowTo #Win a #Radio #Contest #tips are TOO good, for @tasteofchaos tickets! #AmIWinning #WhatCallerAmI #altlakecity?

Fook found a pair of nail clippers and a #toenail in our conference room, so we confront the guy who works overnights and has left a pile of toenails in the ALT studio, before. #fauxpas #grooming #fungus #workplace #office #clippings

#SoThisHappened - in the 1920s a guy claimed he could put #goatballs in a man's #scrotum to cure #impotency. #gonads #nuts #documentary #Sundance #imagine #faux #medicine #altlakecity

Lindsey is finally successful! She gets Jeff, a local @subway #sandwichartist to make us a #doublebread #cookie #seafood sub. #altlakecity #weird #food #fastfood #eatfresh #thecustomerisalwaysright

We call several popular #sandwich shops and try to order the world's weirdest #sandwich. #sammich #order #weird #customerservice #altlakecity

Paul Duane, Salt Lake's cross-dressing Mormon Anarchist chimes in on the heat wave and the second coming. find more of him @thepaulduane #porndog #Utah #heatwave #crossdressing #anarchist #mormon

#Brexit isn't simple for many IN #Britain, let alone the average #American. We ask our coworker, Mitch to explain what, if anything he knows about #brexit - #altlakecity #Utah #whatisbrexit #british #exit #clueless #coworker

Callers tell their #ERstories and @morningALT tries to guess their bill. #higher? #higherStill #anesthesia #EmergencyRoom #medicalbills #healthcare #pills #altlakecity

#DeliciousAudio: A #vegan posted a long rant about finding #cheese in his #pizza sauce. His mom bought him the pizza, which seems important. #overboard #rant #nomeat #nocheese #grateful