Dear D***Heads,

It's time for some #GoodNews w/ Lindsey!

We give away two spots at the #table for #MeltingPotMonday! We ask: Which of us would be most annoying to sit next to during a meal? #fook #lindsey #dusty #altlakecity #tablemanners #vegan #chatty #dinnertable #fondue #hotpot

Maggie McMuffin, a burlesque dancer, was kicked off a #JetBlue flight for wearing #shortshorts. She had worn them on another Jet Blue flight THAT DAY. Acceptable or Absolutely lame? We wear #short #shorts, too!

Stupid Ass Stuff!

Animals: Bees swarm a car for days to save their queen and Lindsey applauds Fook for not killing a bee stuck in his home. #bees #queen #swarm #nokill #yellowjacket #altlakecity

Some Amish teenagers on Rumspringa get pulled over in a #minivan for going over 100mph and throwing #drinks out the windows. Their parents couldn't be reached cuz they don't have #phones! #party #rumspringa #amish #comingofage #altlakecity #church #win

Our #Millennial #Intern Marissa refuses to do what we ask, like fetching #bagels! ALSO: She needs a name... Fook is thinking Hashtag Millenial. #altlakecity #ALT1019 #Utah #UofU #Utes

An Ex CEO of #Mcdonalds says raising the #minimumWage for #puny humans would make #robots the cheaper option. #uprising #theytookourjawbs #RobotJobs #altlakecity

#ChuckNorris has come out as a believer in an evil #chemtrails conspiracy. We hear from a local #conspiracy theorist and a commercial airline #pilot on whether or not #chemtrails actually exist. #contrail #airline #chemicals #government #Utah #altlakecity #jets #skycriminals #walker #texas #ranger