Having the Bird and the bees talk AFTER marriage?! We hear from some callers who got the sex talk very late in life.

Fook's wife calls to tell us about the ladies' room coxswain (shouts 'row' at rowers) who was directing traffic, flow, and hilarity at the ladies' room at Saltair Pavilion for Vance Joy and Elle King. #concert #bathroom #standinline #coxswain #shybladder #altlakecity

Lindsey was out with no voice today, so we called her and made her sing! We used her hoarseness give away tix to see Disclosure in May at the Saltair. #gargle #sorethroat #novoice #karaoke #disclosure #magnets #Lorde #ALTLakeCity

Animals In Action: A monkey hanging around a bar gets drunk on rum, grabs a knife and gets violent, and a 911 call to save a postman from turkeys. #animals #monkeybusiness #hesgotaknife #angrydrunk #postman #911 #dispatch #turkeys #capuchin

Our resident stoner reviews the Rated 'R' comic flick, Deadpool! He awards in "dabs" and 'joints' instead of stars. #stoner #moviereview #Deadpool #RyanReynolds #TJMiller #joint #bong #altlakecity #ratedR

Fook discusses the Utes win over Duke and the false start of the baseball season, when pitchers and catchers write science reports or something. #pitchers #catchers #reporting #justenough #sports #altlakecity #utes #duke #utah

We listen to Kanye's rant backstage at SNL, after finding his stage moved. He claims to be "at least 50% more influential" than Pablo Picasso and Pablo Escobar, to name a few. We also invite some famous friends to stage an intervention. #kanyerant #snl #pablo #picasso #escobar #intervention #altlakecity

Is it a hoax? A Texas man was supposedly arrested for not paying his student loans, a fart ignites a meth lab, and a way to make your iphone retro. BONUS: We learn what a #blueangel is. #IsitaHoax #methlab #studentloans #arrest #default #USMarshals #retro #iphonehacks #altlakecity

Great Moments in Bad Judgment: Two smokescreens!

A Brit hacks his car 007 James Bond style, and we learn to look around you when impersonating a cop for free drinks.

What You Need To Know:

Einstein was right! LIGO scientists say they have proof that gravity makes waves in space/time. ALSO: A Utah mall w/ a dresscode? #Einstein didn't dress up. He didn't even wear socks! #EinsteinWasRight #gravity #waves #at #dresscode #WTF