WYNTK: The London stabbing and a hashtag that teaches the world "bruv" is "bro", Xmas music as torture and a stolen Menorah in Salt Lake City. #Youaintnomuslimbruv #altlakecity #chipmunks #christmas #hannukkah #menorah

NBC aired its "The Wiz: LIVE" musical over the weekend. We recap it in less than 20 seconds!

Our stoner reviews the #Christmas #horror flick: Krampus

We explore the dark folklore behind #Krampus, and hear from a caller with first-hand experience w/ the beast. #pigtails #earpulling #hipstersanta #tradition

Animals In Action: A Utah family finds a kitten in the snow. They nurse it back to health. It thawed, much like our icy hearts when we heard this story. #animalsinaction #goodnews #altlakecity #heartwarming #cats #kitten #Lazarus #miracle

We discuss moments of lapsed judgment. Sia wears a Cruella Deville wig over her face when performing so she can still shop at Target like a normal person. #GMIBJ #Sia #wig #disguise #celebrity #ellen #SeeYa

A few holiday ditties for your enjoyment!

Strip Club Christmas and Have a Something, Something, something. #christmascarols #holidaymusic #parody #Haveahollyjollychristmas #stripclub #christmas #altlakecity

It's rumored that Leo gets RAPED BY A BEAR in his new movie, The Revenant. FOX studio denies the rumors. The movie is based on the life and times of Mtn Man Jim Bridger. #bearrape #revenant #altlakecity

Science!

Disturbing facts about xmas lights and rumors about Apple's new iphone 7 killing the aux cable. #science #auxcable #headphones #lightningcable #iphone7

We reenact a juicy, public Facebook fight!

Someone gets called "Raggidy Assed" and still does "the shizz" #raggidyassed #facebook #fight #eyebrow #protectiveservices #funny #comments #troll #florida #plants

Lindsey gives us some irreverent and inventive gift ideas, including Golden Girls' panties and a scrotum-shaped fanny pack. #GoldenGirls #panties #gift #ideas #altlakecity #mansack #laser #star #shower