Impossible Lomas Productions is off to a very Lions-like start to the season, having posted our preseason episode after the regular season has already started. But ... Whatevs. Deano Blandino, Uncle Brother Ted, and Impossible Lomas reunite to kick off Season 4 of Roaraholics Anonymous. We do so not with a sense of joy and anticipation of good things to come, of course. Nay, we do so out of inertia and an unhealthy sense of duty to ... The Ghost of Bobby Lane? We know not. And yet, here we are, once again on the precipice of another shitty season. We provide brief updates on our various goings on since the end of last season. We take a hard look at Hard Knocks, concurring that the Lions come across as not just a struggling franchise low on talent, but also as kinda dumb. We look ahead to the regular season with a mix of indifference and morbid curiosity. How average will Goff be? How bad will the defense suck? Can Jeff Okudah get any worse? Is the O-line actually good, as is oft rumored? We're about to find out. God help us.