[Missed Episode - 5]The dancing monkey, known as Daniel, has seemingly forgotten to upload a previous episode. So he's doing it now, just completely out of order. Personally, I think it should have been lost into the ether where it deserves to be forgotten. These idiots can’t do anything right. They're just wasting your time. I have no idea why you keep coming back to listen to this drivel. Nevertheless, they're back. Moaning about being 30 years old or whatever, it's not even that old they're talking like old men. E3 was a long time ago. Boys, get over it. It’s not the end of the world. They meander on like a pair of headless chickens or a blind man stumbling around in the dark trying to find the light switch while forgetting that light in that very instance is not very useful to a blind man. It’s as nourishing to the intellect as banging your head against a drywall nail hoping to drive it home. Nevertheless, you're here. I'm doing the description. I don't want to be here anymore. Why are they doing this now? This is meant to be episode 5. They're on, like, episode 17 now. This is so stupid. Anyway, enjoy this old episode. Oh, wait, I forgot there was this idiotic moment where Daniel thinks he's actually smarter than Quentin Tarantino. Hence the title. I wouldn't pay much mind to it, but still, I digress. Here. Enjoy this mediocre drivel, you troglodyte.

Once again, the boys are back, talking about nothing of any use while continuing the stupid debate about Will Smith. Will Daniel ever get over it? Eddie cries like a baby because films make him feel stuff or something. I can't really relate; I'm not a wimp. They did go watch "Sinners," and that's a good movie, but that's the only thing of note, really. Do yourself a favor and skip this one. Then again, you never listen to me.You people make me sick!

Daniel and Eddie again bumbling their way through hay fever season, proving once again that they have no idea how to manage their itchy eyes and runny noses. They recount the ridiculous tale of Jezebel the pig, who met her delicious fate, and somehow manage to debate the merits of various alcohol brands, with Eddie passionately defending his love for Magnum despite Daniel's cluelessness. The duo also fumbles through discussions about London's pollution levels, the invasion of parakeets, and the bizarre world of kangaroos and giant spiders in Australia. With their "signature" humour and camaraderie, Daniel and Eddie navigate through a whirlwind of topics, leaving listeners questioning their own sanity all while shaking their heads in disbelief at their sheer incompetence. Listen at your own risk!

In this episode, we dive into a lively and candid conversation about more bullshit, ranging from personal anecdotes to societal observations. Our hosts, Daniel and Ed, share somewhat humorous and relatable (not if your a decent person) stories, touching on themes of body image, cultural identity, and the everyday challenges we face. This week, we are joined by a special guest cohost, Sonia, who brings a fresh (and brains) perspective and adds to the dynamic of the discussion. Daniel hilariously admits that he hasn't seen any black movies, which leads to some playful teasing. With a mix of light-hearted banter and thoughtful insights, this episode promises to something that you can play while you clean the house or something and engage listeners. Tune in for a fun and thought-provoking discussion that will leave you laughing and reflecting on the quirks of life.

Join Daniel and Ed as they stumble their way through another episode of "Better Lighting." This time, they tackle the world's problems with the grace of a bull in a china shop. From political rants to personal anecdotes, nothing is off-limits. Daniel can't seem to get through a single topic without tripping over his words, while Ed's attempts at humor are as hit-or-miss as a blindfolded dart player. Tune in for a mix of laughter, confusion, and the occasional moment of clarity. It's a train wreck you won't want to miss!

Daniel and Ed fumble through the chaos of 2025 with humor, wit, and a healthy dose of self-doubt. In this episode, they reminisce about the good ol' days of 2018, debate the merits of military action in video games, and try to figure out if the world is truly going mad.

Join them as they discuss everything from the absurdity of modern-day America to the nostalgia of movies that feel like they came out just yesterday. Daniel and Ed also dive into the complexities of mental health, the state of the world, and the ever-changing landscape of video games. It's a wild ride filled with laughs, deep dives, and the occasional rant about the state of the world.

In this episode, Daniel and Eddie dive headfirst into the absurd idea of opening a breast milk coffee shop. Join us as Daniel, the self-proclaimed visionary, tries to convince Eddie that this million-dollar idea is the next big thing. Spoiler alert: it's not. Along the way, we also manage to solve all the world's problems, one misguided rant at a time. Tune in for a laugh, some questionable business advice, and a healthy dose of self-deprecation.

Welcome back to the best podcast in the world, where we dive into the most random, absurd, and downright hilarious conversations you never knew you needed. Join us as we navigate through the chaos of our own thoughts, armed with nothing but a microphone and a questionable sense of humor.

In this episode, we tackle the big questions like, "Where do you ever get rid of bodies?" and "Why did it take us so long to get back in the office?" Spoiler alert: We have no idea. But hey, at least we're consistent in our inconsistency!

Expect a rollercoaster of emotions as we reminisce about the good old days, debate the true meaning of "gay," and try to figure out why quills are so darn hard to use. And if you're wondering why we sound like we're recording from a cave, it's because we probably are.

So, grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn something (though we can't promise that last part). After all, we're just a bunch of weirdos trying to make sense of this crazy world, one podcast episode at a time.

Buckle up for Episode 7, where Daniel and Ed take on everything from the UK’s cultural shifts to the questionable contents of Ed’s bedside jar (we’re still not over it). This week, we get real about the big stuff—like the rise of social tensions and the police’s role in society—but don’t worry, we balance it out with our signature chaos and plenty of laughs.

We start with the hot topics but take enough detours to make you wonder if this is still the same episode (spoiler: it is). Ever wanted to know our take on using Tupperware for hydration? Or hear a rant on how we’d spend a day if life turned out to be a simulation? Trust us, it all ties together… sort of.