In this halfway-holiday-themed episode, special guest Zena Dixon lives up to her title as the Real Queen of Horror when she challenges hosts Vanessa and Elijah to find a martial arts pairing for the perfectly unsettling Christmas horror film Better Watch Out. Elijah, meanwhile, has been champing at the bit to recommend House of Traps as a pairing for literally any film featuring any kind of trap. Will traps be a compelling enough argument to convince the Real Queen of Horror that this is a perfect double-feature? Did Better Watch Out ruin Christmas music for Vanessa? Will Elijah finally invest in a House of Traps style shirt with nipple windows? Find out, in this week’s double-feature discussion!  

The official movie snack pick of Better Watch Out and House of Traps is a sharpened candy cane and fruitcake.  

This episode was brought to you by a creeping sense of holiday cheer. 

Produced by: Sam Varella, Vanessa Guerrero, and Elijah Taylor 

Music by: Travis Clark

Art by: Joe Oliver