We conclude our discussion about the first of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings films by "Tolkien" about the differences between Rivendell and Lothlorien elves and other non-essential issues. We've run out of breakfast items, but thankfully there's plenty of lembas bread to sustain us on our quest to make our podcast longer than he actual film. Many apologies, "normal" service will be resumed next month...  

It's 20 years since the first film in the Lord of the Rings trilogy was released and we wanted to celebrate the fact by making a podcast almost as long as the extended edition of the film! Amazingly we only discuss "disc one" of Fellowship of the Ring this month so please bear with us as we ramble on like a couple of Ents about how much we love this film (and dislike Peter Jackson's "other" Middle Earth saga). You may need extra snacks, or even second breakfast...

As Noddy Holder once said "It's Christmas!" and nothing says Christmas better than a good Nativity, which is exactly what teacher Paul Maddens is attempting to put on in Debbie Isitt's 2009 film. We're sending you all to Coventry this month to explore the true meaning of Christmas...one-upmanship, child abduction and a frankly shocking disregard for health and safety. God bless us, everyone!

Strictly Come Dancing would just be Come Dancing if it weren't for Baz Luhrmann's 1992 glitter-fest Strictly Ballroom, the film that made ballroom dancing cool and made us all want to learn the bogo-pogo.  Take your partners and waltz with us this month into the crazy antipodean world of the Pan-Pacific championships, and see where it all began for Australia's most successful director.   

We're wimps over here at She-watchables HQ but it is October so that means we have to select from the small horror section of our DVD cabinet. This month we're celebrating the undeniably rewatchable Shaun of the Dead, arguably the high point of Edgar Wright's Cornetto trilogy! Get your pig snacks, grab a cushion to hide behind and don't forget to check that the front door isn't open...AGAIN! 

Here at She-watchables HQ we're eagerly awaiting the long-delayed release of No Time to Die, so what better way to whet our whistles than to re-watch Daniel Craig's "audition" for the role of 007? This month's film is a blackly funny, twisty-turny gangster movie starring the creme-de-la-creme of British actors, most of whom have gone on to other franchises, but probably none as big as Bond. Join us as we grab a piping hot pot of tea and a slice of Layer Cake.   

We've recorded a podcast by mistake! Finally we've got around to she-watching arguably one of the greatest British comedy films of all time, "Withnail and I", and what better time to do it than in the middle of a rainy British summer? Come with us as we go on a Cumbrian road trip in search of the finest wines available to humanity, whilst avoiding randy bulls (and an even randier Uncle). BYOB! 

As we prepare for the return of Parkrun in the UK we take a fresh look at the 2007 Simon Pegg film Run Fatboy Run! We discover what it takes to run a marathon - a grudge against Hank Azariah, a girlfriend to win back, and a personal trainer with a sizeable bet on your finishing the race - plus the best running shoes money can buy (Nikes, apparently, although I prefer Asics).  

Euro 2020 is finally upon us in...erm...2021 and there are so many footie-themed films to choose from from our June she-watch! In the end we plumped for "Marvellous" starring Toby Jones, as Neil Baldwin's can-do attitude is just what we need to bring football home this year. You may need a hankie, you'll definitely need biscuits...