Overview
 2Legs and Pooz sweat through a Pacific Northwest heat wave, ranking every Shatterpoint box from S-tier BUY NOW to D —"maybe save this for later." Using their patented four-point criteria system (Vibe Check, Out-of-Box Playability, Mix & Match Potential, and Fun Factor), they debate which boxes new players should prioritize. Plus, tournament prep discussions, and the spicy side bet involving Boush and Cassian.
 Key Moments
 1:00 - Old Man Weather & Aches Report (featuring suburban sweat lodge technology)
 6:00 - Gaming Drought & Middle School Graduation Vibes
 10:40 - Game Report: Mando/Maul testing and order deck dysfunction
 20:00 - Tournament Prep: Finding the anti-anti-revenge tech
 27:20 - The Side Bet: Boush kills vs Cassian's "This Town's Gonna Blow"
 30:40 - Main Event: Box Tier List begins with criteria explanation
 42:00 - S-Tier Debate: Charming Leia vs Bad Batch
 47:20 - Moff Gideon Box: Dark Sabers and Dark Troopers
 52:40 - The D-Tier Debate: Padmé, Hondo, and Mother Talzin
 67:00 - Core Box Breakdown: Anakin vs Asajj, Ahsoka vs Maul
 79:20 - Specter Showdown: Kanan (A-tier) vs Hera (B-tier)
 87:00 - Empire Leadership Analysis: Thrawn and Veers placement surprises
 Highlights
  - Order deck dysfunction: When Maul, Mando, and Fourth Sister all want to be in reserve
  - Why some primaries actually WANT to go first (spoiler: not many)
  - The Ferrari List Problem™: When your whole game plan relies on two models
  - Tournament tech: Using Mace/Obi to counter your boogieman
  - Box ranking criteria for new players
  - The Great Rosé Debate (2Legs is too effeminate for rosé, apparently)
  - Thrawn's Box: Shocking C-tier placement
  - Veers' catastrophic fall: D-tier
  - Mother Talzin: Gotcha mechanics
  
 Quote of the Episode
 "My retirement plan is just euthanasia" - 2Legs, keeping it light
 Current Box Tier Rankings (Part 1):