We chat about trichotillomania to intro this one! Can straight guys and girls be friends? Do you touch on a date? Chris is going to LA soon and got a haircut. Jessie went on a final date, and we’re making plans to catch one of those cruises soon! We close with a daydream about birthday vacations, filled with everything we could ever want. Wouldn’t it be great to have F U money?
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Between Being Bald and Perfect Birthdays

Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.

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Comedy Interviews

Chris thinks the next generation is too coddled to ever be funny. Jessie thinks Katherine Heigl got a bad rap. We've also got a new improv segment from the world podcasting that is guaranteed to make you subscribe to the Middle Children Patreon. 
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Between Yelling At The Cool Kids and Two Convicts With A Podcast

On this very special sneak peek behind the Patreon Paywall, Chris and Jessie present to you a "High Episode". With topics ranging from what is going on at the bottom of the ocean, where Chris and Jessie want to be buried, and why Bears hibernate, you will have no doubt that these two are very high. Whoa, man. 
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Between The Depths Of The Ocean and Defending Your Life

Jessie can't figure out why her wifi isn't working. Chris wants to know why every straight man thinks he's a master on the grille.
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Between Unreliable Wifi and The Truth About Grill Masters

Jessie is trying to live more like that monkey from "The Lion King". Chris does not want to be approached by people barking on the streets of New York City. Also in this episode, improv from around the world!
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Between Dentists With Personalities and Cruela Deville

After a 24 hour stomach virus, Chris returns to ponder with Jessie whether or not either of them are good at playing the game in their dating lives. Jessie thinks she could make a ton of money as a stripper for men who like their women funny. 
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Between Being Bald and Perfect Birthdays

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