In their last episode of 2024, Chris and Jessie reveal their plans for holiday love, seasonal musicals and optimism in 2025.

Chris and Jessie agree that they both hate impromptu sexting and would prefer to see men chopping wood than doing anything sexual. 'Wicked' is about to come out and Chris seems more excited for that than Jessie attempting to set him again with her gay neighbor. 

Chris is longing for a simpler time before we all had cellphones. Jessie is avoiding self checkouts at all costs because she doesn't work at Target.

It's gala season for Chris and Jessie. Chris is getting ready for his big night at Bette Midler's party. Jessie is getting ready for the season with the best tailor in town. Hallmarks make their triumphant return for a very spooky love story in honor of halloween. 

Chris is tired from traveling Jessie reflects on pooping in her pants. 

Chris is looking for a halloween costume that doesn't shed.  Jessie is looking for suggestions on someone to help her manage her vast wealth. 

Jessie is a fan of free samples everywhere including the weed store. Chris can't decide if he thinks New Years Eve or Halloween are more overrated. 

Chris is trying to get to the bottom of whether or not he's been going out slutty. Jessie is looking to have some spooky fun this autumn looking for some extra pumpkins and haunted houses. 

Chris and Jessie are dismayed by the way society treats the elderly, but not upset enough to avoid fighting over the age old question "can you loiter in a coffee shop without buying anything?"