Sarah Schauer is on this week!!! She is as hiliarious as she is smart and we talk about lesbian yearning, strap-on stretching (strap ons are really having a moment here) and church role playing! Enjoy!! You can find Sarah here: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarahschauer3764 , tiktok: @ sarahschauer, insta: @ sarahschauer

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This week were talking a strap on of sorts (the packer), how to get maternity leave as a non maternal, and the woes of AI (its taking all of our jobs, money and men - if you even want them)!! Enjoy!!

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Where do we even start this week. Recap of the Grammys (THE year for music if you ask me), the time i threw out my back at a tanning salon with a full bush (detail that will become relevant) and why boys are the only gender that snore (only God knows). Enjoy!!

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Becca Moore is with us this week!! She vulnerably tells about her first lesbian breakup and gives us advice on how to heal. We also talk sex (obvi )and how easy it is to make fun of boys (Mark Zuckerburg especially). Enjoy!!

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This week we have a lot to cover whats new!! We're talking the tragic LA fires (link for go fund me's in description), the latest nail polish invented by men set out to save women's lives (ya right), a clitoral accident, and talking the Traitors (number 1 reality TV show in america rn)!!!

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Brooke Averick is joining us this week!! And we all (speaking for you) couldn't be more excited. We break down the details of our mental illnesses, what meds we've tried (a plethora) and a potential cure (farting). Hope you enjoy!! Below is a link to a list of compiled gofundmes of families who have been affected by the LA fires. Our hearts go out to them.

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Back from the holidays with tons to talk about including the potential new AI abortion, the horrifying story of Gisele Pelicot and the ongoing drama of Blake Lively v Justin Baldoni. Enjoy!!!

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Its my birthday!! Recapping me and Robby's steamy Cabo trip hehe, the deterioration of the actual Y chromosome (literally researched back i thin), and my past life regression reading (you're in for this one). Enjoy!!

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Thats right were talking strapping (str*p on sex - get with it you perverts), bisexual awakenings and of course Luigi Mangione. We also answer some of your burning questions relating to how to know if you're gay (you are) and top surgery!!

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This week we have a legendary iconic panel full of, you guessed it, LAYSBIANS!!! Shannon Beveridge, Becca Moore, and my love Robby Hoffman join Long Winded to talk scissoring (duh), strap ons (double duh), the power of dirty talk and more!! Enjoy you perverts!!

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