We don’t love the weather right now. Would you ever live in Miami? Do you love picnics? What about the beach? Do you think you’d join a cult? We answer some of life’s big questions on this episode. Chris recaps Triangle of Sadness, Jessie recounts her experience with hand foot and mouth disease. Chris tells us how he feels about George Santos, and he has a show coming up!
We close with a conversation about pageants, running for class office, cookies and cheating.
 
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Between Terrible Oscar Films & Joining Cults

Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.

Comedy

Comedy Interviews

Jessie can't figure out why her wifi isn't working. Chris wants to know why every straight man thinks he's a master on the grille.
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Between Unreliable Wifi and The Truth About Grill Masters

Jessie is trying to live more like that monkey from "The Lion King". Chris does not want to be approached by people barking on the streets of New York City. Also in this episode, improv from around the world!
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Between Dentists With Personalities and Cruela Deville

After a 24 hour stomach virus, Chris returns to ponder with Jessie whether or not either of them are good at playing the game in their dating lives. Jessie thinks she could make a ton of money as a stripper for men who like their women funny. 
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Between Jojo Siwa Spitting Game and Playing With Makeup

A Middle Children Update
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A Middle Children Update

Jessie is finally taking song writing classes to get back her creative juice. Chris would love a world where we all get more appetizers. This episode features a fabulous new roast and toast of this audience's favorite subject, super heroes. 

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Between Terrible Oscar Films & Joining Cults

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