Please welcome the head dingus himself, Steven "splintersteve" "curveballsteve" "skippersteve" Oleksak, as he provides sapid info on being a great party host, the ins and outs of marketing, and how you can build your own brand. Some other topics include the shape of sounds, why I hate phone calls, and why you shouldn't buy shredded cheese in a bag. (Where's the safest place to hide a body?Answer: the second page on Google).