Bewitched Banter

Were the bewitches in a news blackout? Or did they just miss the fact that one of the largest South Korean cults of all time was one of the original superspreaders of covid-19 in the early days of February? Did religion save them or did they face impending doom for other reasons? Tune in to find out and warning you may be pissed!

Jake the Snake is back and is here to tell you all the juicy deets about aliens, ghosts, and outright spooky shit.

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Holy chakra! Can you feel the energies whirling from your crown to your coccyx? That’s the root charka, Amy. In today’s ep, Krista explains the history of chakras, how they came to the Western world, why they’re so popular here, and what each of them mean according to the ancient yogic/ Vedic texts. To Krista’s dismay, no science to date proves their existence - but you know she’s about to run to the crystal shop to get her some incense to clear that heart chakra when Amy’s not looking. Namaste Bewitches. 

What do aliens and sex have to do with a sad man’s wet dream that looks like a clown? Claude Vorilhon, a self proclaimed prophet founded a religion based off an encounter with an alien species called Elohim. But, let’s be real he created an alien sex loving cult with followers who like to get freaky to aliens and all of his other weird delusions.

Hello strangers, the Bewitches are finally back from their synced depression with all the crazy paranormal news of June. From ghosts of the Titanic and creepy lights in the outer corners of space to religious sex cults. Tune in to hear the paranormal happenings of June.

Jesus makes another appearance on Bewitched Banter this week for a belated Easter story. We figured since he’s already late to his own second-coming party, we’d take you through the story of his crucifixion a few days after the holiday itself. Krista asks us if Jesus was a real person as the Bible proclaims. Tune in to see what evidence outside the sacred text is out there to prove his existence. Peace be with you, Bewitches.

Happy April Fool's Day [almost]! Are you a “poisson d’avril, or an “April fish”? Don't let the jokesters, pundits, or headlines fool ya this year. Ever wonder where this holiday came from or why it's so widely adopted in countries around the world? Krista takes you through the origins of the Fool's holiday and somehow, Jesus makes another appearance in this ep. Tune in to see some of the best pranks played on the Bewitches. Peace!

In this ep Amy wishes she was the latest cast member on The View while she asks everyone to come in with an open mind as she covers Marianne Williamson. This presidential nominee is currently Biden's only Democratic competitor, but is Williamson opening a new age for unconventional candidates or is she merely a New Age scammer running on an "All Love" platform? Somehow we're still talking about Jesus on this topic. Listen in to see how you feel about Williamson as a candidate. #PeaceBewitches

15-minute orgasm, ladies? Ya might think Krista is like "yes, please," on this one but not when it comes to OneTaste. This nearly defunct women's empowerment organization turned sex-cult was founded my Nicole Daedone in 2004. Listen in to see if you think she's a women's liberator or con artist of the clit. Either way, both the Bewitches cheers all to the BIG-O!

It's the Astrological Age of Aquarius and yes, we're still talking about Jesus. This month the Bewitches are joined by Amy's bestie from Meth Vernon, Jake "The Snake" Kissel while Krista takes you through all the spooky and spiritual news of February from China's alien weather balloons to George Santos' fake religions. Meanwhile, Krista's been in drag this whole time.