In which Kristen finds the path to riches through textbook editing, Cait can't get past the cardigan in the moving scene, and everyone would rather be watching home movies.

In which Kristen wonders if that's just how they do things in Boston, Cait talks about trading kidneys, and everyone gets schooled on what ACTUALLY happens in a pathology department by our special guest Dr. Katy Scott, Chief of Pathology at Tucson Medical Center.

In which Kristen finally finds something dumber than the Tide Pod challenge, Cait tries to make sense of Hasidic reggae, and everyone wonders why we even care.

In which Kristen finds long lost cousins, Cait gives up trying to count all the animals, and everyone can taste the rainbow.

In which Kristen gets triggered by a 'true' story, Cait is so over beating up dead people, and the bullsqueak-o-meter goes off the scale.

'Get real' estate. In which Kristen invents a drinking game, Cait fangirls the guy with the pornstache, and it all comes down to the fact that it was the 70's.

When McMansions Attack - In which Kristen is triggered by a Costco ouija board, Cait waxes poetic about 'restraint' (fuzzy handcuffs not included), and everyone is pretty sure that Mark Twain would not approve.

In which Kristen totally suspects the kid, Cait takes a 17th century detour, and everybody wants to know what is with the cats???

Deliver us from emo. In which Kristen can’t remember the name of the movie, Cait double-fists the rosé, and everyone gets triggered by the hoarding.

It’s heeeeere! The first full-length BFF episode where we take on demonic candy, equine gendering, and bacon-on-the-hoof. Oh, and we can’t even.