Peer into our crystal ball with our resident drag queen, and you’ll discover that horoscopes are previews to the horrors about to befall you. This week Shelah goes all Chinese horoscopes and doom on us.

The big news this week isn’t only about Joseph Kony, we have the iPad 3 that have sent consumers beelining towards the nearest Apple store, outside of Malaysia of course. Shelah dons her overalls and gets all technological and geeky on the obsolete Windows 95.

Shelah vouches to live another day even as radioactive rays threaten to jeopardise her fabulous hair. She looks back at a very weird and chaotic leap year week and urges us to stick together as countrymen!

The not so young but very restless all the same. The Time of the Month gets a little sappy as Shelah catches up with Doreen Malhotra, from STYLO Fashion Grand Prix, on living in the fashion world.

Why didn’t the gods take Bobby instead! Whitney Houston’s passing and Adele’s 6 Grammys gets Shelah all misty eyed. But we wont let the mascara run.

Our satire injection continues this week as Shelah preps for Valentines day with a movie date for four! Drag queens never settle for less.

Holy confusing conundrums Batman! But instead of the Caped One we have our very own Queen of positive vibes, as he welcomes the end of the festive period by projecting love and peace to our neighbours down south as well as our ‘returning’ minister.

After a well earned break, our queen of satire is back! Shelah plumbs the depths of the human psyche and healing techniques with Tania Leong from wellness and healing outfit, This Wonderful Life.

In the last Time of the Month this year, Shelah rounds up her painful cycle with a guest more important than a VIP, he’s a VSP! Deputy Minister from the Ministry of Panic and Misinformation addresses Malaysians to apologize for the year that was.

Even the great flood can’t wash the mascara off this drag queens face. Foundation courageously caked on, Shelah takes us for rip-roaring sleigh ride of zany and festive non-sequiturs.