Welcome back to the breakdown. Our hosts are back this week and read about how the lord wants the tabernacled decorated and how the priest should dress. The Vatican designs make more sense now. Kat discusses why the good parts of the Bible do not dismiss the violence and slavery in the Bible. Tee discusses the moral objections to non-monogomy. They also workshop their possible children's book "Is Pawpaw in Hell?" Good times. It's pimping.

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Welcome back to the Bible Breakdown! This episode our host read about tabernacle design and the ark of the covenant. There's lots of gold and acacia wood, but no instruction about not raping and enslaving people. Kat and Tee also discuss Iceburg Slim and the Vatican because it's all pimping. Hope you enjoy!

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Welcome back to the breakdown.  On this episode our hosts address some of the critiques they have gotten about the podcast. Kat and Tee also learn that the Bible is okay with slavery, but it's not okay with coveting someone else's slaves. Seriously, most churches stop teaching Exodus after the 10 commandments because the laws after that contain a lot about how you should treat your slaves. (It's okay to beat them.) They also read about how much virgins cost, killing female sorcerers, and Sabbath laws. Still 00.00 laws on abortions though. Yikes

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Get ready to fill up on bread! This week Tee and Kat read about manna from heaven sent down by the lord. They also ask if the Bible is the oldest book in the world. Spoilers, it's not. Our host also discuss the theocratic encroachement happing in the USA and the perils of open relationships. Fun!

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It's been a long time, they shouldn't have left you, without a dope pod to step to... Fret not, Kat and Tee are back with 3 more chapters from the book of Exodus. This one covers the origins of Passover/Communion. Out host are truly puzzled over the rules of concecration. This breakdown also has the story of the parting of the Red Sea! They also  question why there is no mention of hell even though they are already in book 2 of the Bible and there have been a lot of instructions concerning cattle, grain, and wells. Stick around to see if they get an answer. Cheers!

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Welcome back to the Bible Breakdown! This episode covers the story of the first Passover. Dead Babies for everybody!  Our host discuss the weird power struggle between Moses and Pharoh and Bible god and how the plagues are generally kinda lame. We learn that Tee has moved to LA. Fun! Enjoy the blasphemy!

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Welcome back to the Breakdown! This week Kat and Tee read Exodus 5-8, and it sparks conversaion surrounding, the immorality of the hell doctrine, the reason god needs a middle man, Mother Teresa, snake magic, Versailles, and Kolob. They also compare movie adaptions of the Exodus myth to the source material. Kat aslo tries to sneak in a quick Rick and Morty Review. Cheers and enjoy the blasmephy.

Corrections:

4;16- Kat says "trilogy" instead of  "trinity"

10;50- The Charlton Heston poster was changed in Greek not German. 

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Welcome back to the Bible Breakdown! This episode involves our hosts reading the NRSV of Exodus 1-4. In the first ever topless episode of the Breakdown, our host discover that fertility = god's favor, you can use snakes to prove god talked to you, and this god person tries to kill Moses. Sheesh! Enjoy the blasphemy, people!

German pediphile, Helmut Kentler- 

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/07/26/the-german-experiment-that-placed-foster-children-with-pedophiles

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