Sarah and Josh love to get snarky, but some things in the Bible are just so ... cringe-worthy. Ah, but the Bible is all about life -- the good (birth!), the bad (death!), and the ugly (misogyny!). You'll find it all here.

Josh and Sarah arrive at one of the most pivotal chapters in the whole Bible. What do you do when you suspect your brother still holds a murderous grudge after 20 years? You scheme ... and then you pray A LOT. But be careful. This kind of behavior might get you both beaten up and renamed. In a good way.

Have you learned in school about dominant and recessive genes? Well, Sarah and Josh bet you don't know you can get rich quick through selective breeding! They're also glad to teach you how you can one-up your sibling in a similar breeding contest among humans. Wait ... just how many babies get made in this episode?

We've heard of people having crushes on their cousins, but this is ridiculous. The second half of our season opens with a rather emotional Jacob falling in love at a well. What is it about wells? Is it the gentle baying of the sheep? Is it the sweaty men moving large stones? And is romance taking the edge off Jacob's deceptive abilities?

Family dynamics are difficult enough in any family, but when there are twins, and each twin has one parent who loves them more? Maybe it's time at least one person removed himself from his family and struck out on his own. Jacob is fleeing to his uncle's place, but something happens along the way, and Sarah and Josh wonder, "Why is the cheating liar getting all of God's attention?"

Josh and Sarah continue the Jacob saga with this heartwarming family story of backstabbing and betrayal. Ah yes, things are only getting more twisted for Abraham's descendants as we enter a third generation of events that could lead to many a doctoral thesis on family systems theory! Also, Josh learns about what it takes to be OK with having been ... erm, wrong.

Sarah and Josh romp through two chapters of Genesis that are full of generational family dysfunction. But that's not enough -- oh no -- we have to introduce some NEW family dysfunction into the mix! And while we're at it, we have to talk about our nation's future enemies in a way that makes us sound really smart and them really stupid. Wouldn't you?

In a world (BOOM) where Christmas wears out one of our co-hosts, (BOOM) the desert (BOOM) is a dangerous place. (BOOM) Before this episode is over (BOOM), one of these characters (BOOM) will die! And two others (BOOM) will fall in love before they've even met! (BOOM) (CUE LOUD THEME MUSIC!)

Merry Christmas to all of Sarah and Josh's loyal listeners. As you can probably predict, and as we should probably admit, it's a parody of "Mary, Did You Know?," originally written by Mark Lowry and made famous by such insufferably sappy musicians as Pentatonix in 2014 and Jordan Smith in 2015. But for the full context, don't listen to it until you've absorbed our Genesis 22 episode, "Sarah, Did You Know?," which was released just moments before this.

Sarah and Josh are ready for some all-new content in Genesis. Isaac has been born, so everything will be OK now, right? So where could the writers of the Bible story go next to keep this season fresh? Well, if God throws Abraham and Sarah for a loop, they'll know to take God to task for it like they've done before, right? ... Right? ... Um, guys?