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Oh, scissors can do what your hands can't do. What's that?! Cut in a straight line!

If you have a pair of headphones or earbuds you are about to hear Biddy Bedtime Stories like never before. This episode is presented in Stereo. Which means... the voices are separated between your left and right ears. You'll feel like you're right in the room with Biddy and Douglas.

In today's story, Biddy is taking her sweet time getting ready for school. As a result, she ends up missing the bus. But... she won't be late for school!

Enjoy!

Do you live in a part of the world where it snows? If it does snow... do they ever shut school down because of the snow?

Biddy and Bruin have heard from Douglas that there's a snow storm coming in over night. Biddy really wants school to be canceled. And so, she comes up with a plan to help the storm produce more snow. Because, the more it snows... the better chance that they will "shut 'er down!"

It's 10:10 PM on a school night. Biddy is up way past her bedtime. Douglas finds her in the kitchen..... writing a letter!?

You know how videos look when they are presented in slow motion? Life looks poetic when it's slowed down. It looks downright artistic when slow motion footage is combined with dreamy emotional music. This is the focus of this episode of the Modern Family Album. 

Life in Slow Motion. It's poetic. It's artistic. It's available to you!

So... Still nursing my cold.

Here is a second attempt at "the Modern Family Album". In this installment, I decide to propose to you the joy in documenting the common everyday boring routine of life. The little things that you don't even notice as being the most grand memories of your future self.

You might think that birthdays, holidays and vacations might be the big memory makers. But... it's not. What you really want to preserve is your your kids' nightly homework routine.... the meals you eat.... the memory of your young one's Superman toothbrush.

Don't wait for the big events to turn your phone into a video camera. Try it today... try it tonight.... make the most routine moments the highlights of your future life. 

Nostalgia.

Superman Toothbrush

Hi Kids.... so, this isn't a Biddy Story but it is something important I'd like to share with the grownups at your house... something that I think needs to be shared.... 

So, if you could, hand this mobile device over to the grown up in your house and say "Hey... this isn't a Biddy Story... D wants to talk to the grown ups"

Thanks kids! I've waited a LONG time to do this and it seems now is the time to start.

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Not since episode 149 has a Biddy episode been so strange, so silly. If you ever wanted to know what life is like inside of Biddy's head... this is it. Imagine... every day... pure, unfiltered silliness.

Enjoy!