The country has erupted into celebration. The media has determined that Joe Biden will be the next president of the united states and all of our problems have officially been solved! Racism, solved. COVID f*** it. Convincing my girlfriend to have a threesome, we’re working still working on that one. Although the media projects Biden to win the presidency, Trump is still going to contest the results of the election. Twitter has been flagging all of Trump’s tweets that they deem to be misleading. The fact check reads Joe Biden is actually the winner of the election when it should be saying Stop getting your information from twitter. Vaccines are on its way in, Covid is on its way out, and no matter who you supported in this election, theres never a reason to be dancing in the streets.