In this episode of Man on the Sofa, we tackle the big questions in life: Why does a man need his own space? How do you really wipe your backside? And can a bidet truly change your life?

Paul takes aim at the state of the UK (spoiler: it’s not pretty), why the Home Office doesn’t deserve a pay rise, and the ongoing obsession with GDP at any cost.

Justin shares his vision of a utopia, which turns out to be… a decent holiday.

We also chat about getting older and enjoying the small things, like Mortimer & Whitehouse Gone Fishing, why talking on the phone is the worst, and how Christmastime off is a massive-missed opportunity.

It’s a mix of laughs, rants, and surprisingly useful life advice. Join us for a no-holds-barred discussion of the world as we see it – from the comfort of the sofa.