Peeps are trash, deviled eggs are an Easter staple, it’s my birth-week so here’s my best/worst birthdays etc.

Who doesn’t love juice reality tv?! Love Island, Temptation Island, Kardashians, etc. Btw, Kris knew what she was doing choosing her Crumbl cake…oh. my. gosh. Better than sex. What’s your favorite reality show?

New episodes every Tuesday!

I’ve got anxiety but is this shit anxiety, OCD or superstitions? Or am I just fuckin crazy? Come dive into my brain with me and what goes on upstairs.

New episodes every Tuesday!

Let’s take a peek back into our childhood, the early 2000’s. When everything was so much easier and all we had to think about was which Bratz doll Yazmin or Jade was dating Dylan that week, which Barbie was fucking who, and Polly Pockets clothes were every pet owners nightmare. And more of course!

New episodes drop every Tuesday!

Been dying for the past week so let’s recap whatever tf I did. Don’t have anything planned for today so we’re pulling this episode out of our ass. Anyone else choose the shittiest fortune cookie every time? I do. Never fails. Name brands aren’t shit, they don’t define who you are. If you’re a shit person, you’re a shit person. Your “things” don’t make you shitty.

This is a highly requested one. Let’s go on a journey to the best weekend in Cleveland that led me to meet MGK and unexpectedly meeting another famous artist, Emo Nite getting the best of me and waking up with nacho lunchables.

New episodes every Tuesday!

Video episode available on YouTube @ Big Blonde Energy

Debrief seasons 5 and of Sons of Anarchy with me. Skip to 20:36 if you don’t want any spoilers of the show. 5 months ago I got “Sabrina Carpenter bangs”, RedBull cures headaches, I dropped my phone in the toilet…

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DISCLAIMER: If you haven’t watched Sons of Anarchy and you don’t want spoilers, skip ahead to 12:36.

This is my first video podcast (you can find the video portion on YouTube)!!! Although halfway through the video stopped because my phone is a POS and storage was full. But this past week I’ve discovered SOA and why didn’t anyone tell me about this series sooner?!

And public bathrooms are absolutely foul.

Also, take a peek at my popularly requested rug I created recently.

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Let us ramble about nasty Valentine’s Day chocolates, the Titty promise ring, and worst Valentine’s Day I had. All the reasons why I don’t enjoy Valentine’s Day. Does anyone even like the heart shaped boxed V-Day chocolates??

Movin out on my own and all the lovely parts that come with being a homeowner. Adulting……sucks. To put it simple.