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Ah hell, we're just trying to get out of Genesis, and wouldn't you know ol' Zack & Becky's  boys are at it again. Jacob done got into the birthrights while Esau was starving, and Esau being a ginger and all, let his uncontrollable rage escape him. Meanwhile Jacob done run off to the land of Labia to have about 5011 children with everyone, and their servant. So if Jacob gets stoned,  he's just carrying on an old family tradition. 
Won't you join us, friend?