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Y'all remember that fire and brimstone evangelist pastor guy we listened to on the shortwave radio episode earlier this season? Well surprise surprise! Turns out his proclivities extend far beyond the world of short wave radio. These Stairs lead directly into the vaginas of teens and young women of his congregation. Jesus might need to start screening the people he chooses to have authority over all these youngins. I mean this has got to be somewhere around the 68.000th story I've heard about a religious leader manipulating young patrons into sexual activity without consent. If we're going to live in a religious hellscape, I sure hope they bring back stonings, but something about having a president on the Epstein list 9 dozen times makes me think they might not stone pedophiles. Well...who cares? Let's stone them anyway. We're gonna grab some rocks, and go hang out around the pastor store. Won't you join us, friend?

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What in the hell is happening on earth? I'll tell you what. It's that damn New World Order they're trying to bring about. Old world order better watch it's butt because NWO is on top of their shit, and there's going to be a big fight Monday Night Wooooooooo, I said to figure out, Ohhhhhh Yeaaahhhhh, who gets to wear SHOOOOOOO that belt, or my name isn't Mean Gene Okerlund, but annnnywayyyy don't let that distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table. Won't you join us, Brother?

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World's Last Chance is The World's first chance, for someone to say "The World is Flat, Chance" but only if your name is Chance, by chance a.k.a. Chance Jr. Fat chance of that happening though. No offense to Fat Chance from high school, who lost a bunch of weight, and now goes by Skinny Chance. (he's still fat, but he has a lot of extra skin. We're taking up a collection to pay for the surgery) Anyway, this episode is about a cult that uses short wave radio to propagate its nonsense into the fertile seeds of stupidity aROUND the world. In fact, we were thinking of putting this actual episode on the air just to see if we can pick up some followers from said soil. Won't you join us, friend?

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Season 6 is back in action like a descendant of the prophet Muhammad claiming to be the leader of the revolution against the sinful chaos that engulfs our world. It's wild that god in all his infinite wisdom couldn't foresee the struggles of man beyond the tidbits of "Y'all figure it out" he left sprinkled around the globe. Earth is basically an escape room ran by a complete psychopath with clues too obscure to mean a them damn thing. Won't you join us, friend?

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Did you guys know that it's impossible to survive inside of a whale for much more than a few minutes? Yeah, apparently there's just not enough room in there to build a fire which doesn't make sense to me because I've seen Pinocchio and there was definitely enough room in there for a Full size human, and a puppet, and I think Cleo was even there, but I can't be sure. I'll tell you one thing. If you're gonna be in the belly of a whale, you're going to want to bring a cat, because there's gonna be a lot of fish parts in there with you. But also, don't bring the cat if you want it to live, because IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SURVIVE BEING INSIDE OF A WHALE FOR THREE DAYS. Won't you join us, friends? 

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Hi folks. It's Jason. I bet you're wondering where Shauncey is, and to be honest, so am I. I would absolutely love to feel like this entire podcast wasn't resting directly on my back, but if there's one thing I know I can do, it's carry a load. This episode brought to you by Big Math: Making numbers fun since 2001. Enjoy.

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Have you ever wished you could be in a room with men (just men) voting on the next in line to be god's boy wonder? Did you realize that if you've been baptized and are a man younger than 80, you could be pope (sorry, ladies)? Do you like butchered Latin phrases? Come with us today as we boldly go (come get me, nerds) one more episode with a Shauncey void, but filled to the brim with our good friend, Ryan Eaton. Anything you've ever wanted to know about Michelle Trachtenberg is in this episode. Won't you join us, friends?

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Follow us down the rabbit hole of traditions and bullshit that predated Jesus. Yes, there were things that came before him and no, he does not lay eggs. We will tell you where the bunny/egg lore comes from and sadly, it isn't Jesus' cloaca. We're joined by magical mystery guest, Michael Bishop this week, who brings along the lore of Spanish eggs (not huevos). Won't you join us, friends?

Faux/Fox:

https://fauxfoxfl.bandcamp.com/album/twin-killers

Pioneers! O Pioneers!:

https://pioneersopioneers.bandcamp.com/album/new-world 

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Do you like the word moist? Do you love making other people moist? After you do that, do you stick an egg in a fountain and and hop over a mattress full of babies? If I had a nickel for every time I cleared a greased pole on the first try, I would have enough money to make my omelet fountain dreams a reality. If you'd like in on this venture at the ground floor, the answers you seek are inside. Won't you join us, friends?

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After the rapture comes tears, baby. That's right tribbers. Pre, Mid, Post. It doesn't frickin' matter when the lord returns as long as he comes at some point, am I right? I mean it's rude to leave someone waiting for you to come. Come or don't, but quit trying to rub it in our face. In the end though, it's all innuendo. If you don't accept the second coming of Christ, you either have to be so lean, you cease to be, or stick your head in the guillotine. Speaking of guillotines and Revelation, when the fuck is the revolution going to happen, and won't you join us friends?