Today is the big Big Night day! We discuss ill-fated accents, the taxonomy of soup, and lay the groundwork for the brilliant and necessary sequel: Bigger Night. Call us when you're ready, Hollywood.

Editor's note: toward the end of this episode we make a grievous error and accuse Stanley Tucci, as Secondo, of not seasoning his eggs. Upon review of the film he does, in fact, put a small dash of salt in there. Our deepest apologies for the culinary oversight.

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