What Is A Movie?

Vamp Quest continues and we're fast forwarding all the way to the late 80s. Time to dive into a most beautiful and incredible house of cards - The Lost Boys. 

Schumacher, Sutherland, melodrama, and Coreys galore!

For a fun drinking game, drink every time Kevin says "vibes".

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We're back for a new - spooky - season. It's Vampire Season, baby.

Kicking it off we're digging into the classic granddaddy of film vampires; Nosferatu. Cue the overture, it's time to suck some blood.

Happy Halloween, y'all!

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It's the finale of our Tour DeFoe! Our last stop: Florida. Hop on in, we're going to Disney and it's totally gonna break your heart.

We chat about sad movies, childhood summertime, and rank our opinions on the whole Dafoe season.

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Content warning: discussions of poverty, pedophiles, & sex work.

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We all live in a yellow submarine.


(editor's note: it's pronounced anjelica 'hyoo-ston' but we say 'huss-ton' here. oops.)

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GODSPEED, SPIDER-MAN!

As we continue to barrel through our Tour Dafoe, we take a lil stop at 2002's Spider-Man. We got Tobey, hamfisted "romance," and appx. 40% Raimi. Thwip thwip, baby.

And, get this - they say that a hero could save us. Me? I'm not gonna stand here and wait.

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The Summer Of Dafoe (or whatever we're calling this season) continues! Parables, sin, humanity, and superman - oh my!

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We're back with a new season! This time we're competing in the Tour De Dafoe -  a dive into the prolific career of one Mr. Willem Dafoe. First up, it's 1986's Platoon and all the complicated feelings that a war movie can drum up.

Is this a movie worth making? 
How should we grapple with our past crimes? 
Perhaps most importantly: would you smoke from the barrel of Willem Dafoe's weed gun?

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COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM.


We've arrived at the end of the New Season, let's celebrate in style. Tie those laces, get on the court, but don't you dare mention video games. It's Space Jam 2 time!

Let's chat about vanity projects, bad animation, cash grabs, corporate self hatred, and try to decide.... Is This A Movie? Also: the Best and Worst of our New Season.


Everybody get up, it's time to slam now, we got a real jam goin' down. Welcome to the Space Jam. Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam (alright).

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See you in our next season dropping on 8/1!

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Warehouse? There house!

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Join us on a bold New experiment as we dive into the middle of a series that Dan has previously seen none of. Hop on, spider-monkey, we're going back to 2009 and re-litigating the Team Edward v. Team Jacob debates of old.

CW: discussions of domestic abuse, gaslighting, & misogyny

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