Joseph is out and proud with a fancy coat from his adoring father. Between that and his obsession with reading his dream journal out loud, the rest of his brothers have had enough and sell him into slavery. Judah has three sons, all of whom he aims to marry to Tamar, since she makes the best Thanksgiving casserole that anyone has ever tasted. Unfortunately, God keeps smiting the sons for infractions ranging from securities fraud to using the withdrawal method. When Tamar learns that Judah won’t honor his promise of marriage to the last son, she goes to Victoria’s Secret and gets his goat in more ways than one! Meanwhile, Joseph is thrown in an Egyptian jail for saying “no” to Mrs. Robinson. (Genesis 37:1–40:23)