Are you tired of well-thought out, objective and meaningful lists of games of the year? Well, look not further - your favourite band of Brits - CaptainAverage, MightyMutt and Yamster - have managed to emerge from the fug of over-eating at Christmas to bring you the highly coveted (and not at all made up) SGUK 2010 awards.
So, without further ado, pull up a comfy chair, get a brew on and listen to the inaugural SGUK awards. To be held every year for as long as we remember to do them.
The categories are:
- Most repeated & unnecessary use of the f-word
- Best corridor-based RPG of the year with the number '13' in the title
- Best use of elevator music in a videogame
- The most over-used phrase in videogame reviews
- Best quick time event of the year
- Best unrealistic digital mammary simulation of the year
- Funniest in-game bug of the year
- Least worst game with wheels
- Least worst game with guns
- Least worst multi-platform game
- Least worst platform exclusive game
- Least worst game of the year
- Least worst motion control game of the year
- Least worst videogame character of the year
- The SGUK 'plucked defeat from the jaws of victory' award
- The underdog of the year award
And, as a belated Christmas present from us, there's also 2 fantastic competitions in this podcast!